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The Clapper (minus a few fingers)
WELCOME TO THE FIFTH ANNIVERSARY OF THE SHAMROCK SHOCKER POSSE™!!!
FOR FIVE YEARS, WE’VE SET THE BAR FOR DRUNKEN DEBAUCHERY ON PARADE WEEKEND. ALWAYS POORLY IMITATED, NEVER FUCKING DUPLICATED. THE PERFECT FORMULA OF JUVENILE HUMOR, CONSTANT INTOXICATION, PLENTY O’ SMILES, AND THE SHOCKER. PARADE MOMS DETEST US. BARTENDERS LOVE US. CITY HALL REFUSES TO ACKNOWLEDGE US. HOWEVER, EVERYONE STARES IN AWE FROM OUR ASTOUNDING INEBRIATED ANTICS.
IN CELEBRATORY FASHION, MARKING OUR HALF A DECADE OF DECADENCE, THIS YEAR OUR 5TH ANNIVERSARY COMMORATIVE SHIRTS ARE IN EXTREMELY LIMITED PRODUCTION. AND WE’RE REDUCING THE PRICE DUE TO THE MEAGER ECONOMY.
MAY THE THUNDERING HARMONY OF THE SHOCKER CLAPPERS BE DEAFENING; MAY THE MIGHTY WORDS OF OLE’ BE RIOTOUS. MAY THE NOTORIETY OF THE SHAMROCK SHOCKER POSSE™ ASCEND TO LEGENDARY STATUS ON MARCH 13TH.
ABSOLUTE DEADLINE FOR PAYPAL ORDERS IS MARCH 1ST.
$21- PRICE INCLUDE SHIRT, SHIPPING & OUR TRADEMARKED SHOCKER HAND CLAPPERS; THESE DAYS, YOU CAN’T EVEN GET A DECENT HANDJOB FOR THAT PRICE. (UNLESS YOU DO IT YOURSELF)