shocker, Shocker, SHOCKER

The Shamrock Shocker Posse is an elite, steadfast Coalition of resolute alcoholics across the country, who unite in Scranton, PA every March to celebrate St. Patrick's Day weekend!!!! This annual conjunction of mass amounts of beer, stupid pictures, drunken cheers, plenty O' smiles, and hotel room parties is the epicenter of this legendary weekend in Northeastern Pennsylvania. Our trademark is the unmistakable SHOCKER hand gesture in all photo opportunties, while being in drunken stupor, due to hours of consistent alcoholic consumption. The Shamrock Shocker Posse was incorporated in 2006, after a public demand for an official organization that recognizes the talents of its members....drinking and partying. All registry members proudly wear the official S.S.P. shirt on parade day every year, for all the masses to gaze upon. In 2008 we boasted 32 official members, in '09 we're taking over the world...

Due to the massive amount alcoholic consumption,...we unintentionally MEET EVERYBODY on Parade Day. The shy, ugly girl in the corner...oh yah, we'll initiate a conversation with her after 6 beers,....just to see if her HOT ASS friend is single. Even though we are a stout, responsible group of individuals that contribute to humanity...we throw out ALL THE RULES on Parade Day. Most likely, we would like to meet drunken, single, attractive women that inquire, "what exactly is, and how does one receive the blessing of the Shamrock Shocker?" Bonus points if they go to the University of Scranton and know how to party.